January 2012
1 tag
WatchJust made a video to say hi … and bye =]
Sooooo it's my birthday!!!!
:)
So I have a fake on Facebook going by the corny alias of ‘Nico’. I couldn’t look any less like a Nico. Anyway, the cornball is pretending to be me to get some tail I’m assuming. So if you see my face with another name just report him or something. He has the pictures that I took just yesterday up so I’m guessing he follows me on some social network. Tis all.
December 2011
1 tag
Manager: Jason can't do anything around here when you're rushin'.
Me: What about when I'm German?
6 tags
Anthony: Your eyes look brown today.
Me: Nooo, I don't wanna be a muggle!
Anonymous asked: Wait, are you gay?
November 2011
Came out to a coworker today.
Being a Smartass
Me: How would you like your cash back?
Customer: All large bills please.
Me: I'm sorry all our bills come in the same size.
Anthony: I want to get you something you'll use every day throughout the day.
Me: Got it. Toilet paper.
My Boyfriend & I Talking About My Potential...
Me: What is it?
Anthony: I'm not telling you.
Me: What color is it?
Anthony: Black
Me: Well, that's no help.
Me: How much is it?
Anthony: About one hundred bucks.
Anthony: I'm not giving you more hints.
Me: Is it a Snuggie?
Anthony: LMAO
